ArmenTheHeli
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Hello havoc, Papi Armen has returned for a very specific reason, and that reason is to metaphorically tickle your pickles with a very relevant question. Oh boy, strap yourselves down, because this meme bomb is going off.
If this gets really long I will put a summary at the bottom, so take a peek there if you lack the willpower to read everything.
Im not sure where it will end up, but somewhere in this post there is an image. In that image you can see a screenshot of my ban given to me by a moderator at some point. I was fine with being banned, since the reason I was banned was completely false, but we will get to that in a bit
I would first like to take a quick peek at my reason for ban. The reason I was banned was for "Admitting to be using Wurst". For those of you who do not know, Wurst is a hack client with a somewhat ok layout but definitely needs better d e c o r a t i o n. Anyways, I claimed to be hacking and was "promptly banned" after a half hour of spamming chat with "Im hacking please ban" while a moderator was online. Now, that in itself is a meme. But heres the real troll: I was not using a client at the time of my ban. OOF. Staff took my word for it and banned without question. No screensharing. But if they did not screenie me, how would they know I was not messing around? I used a glitchy glitchy with the spas in safezones to give myself the appearance of using some sort of super jump hack. Not sure if this is still a thing, but if you look down in a safezone and spam right click with the spas while switching on/off of it in your hotbar, it gives some wonky quad knockback. You don't lose ammo, so you dont need to worry about that. Like I said, not sure if this still works. Take a peek for me and tell me if it does, discord is @Armen#8806 (might need to friend me first, idk what I set my discord privacy as) Anyways, now that we have the story out of the way, lets take a hot second to look at the rules of havocmc.
Im looking at the rules right now, and nowhere in the rules does it say "Saying you have hacks counts as evidence." I vaguely remember that in the old version of the rules, saying someone had hacks "hackusating" did not count as evidence, whether it be you accusing yourself or accusing others. Im not sure if that still applies to the current rules, but if it does I highly suggest calling everyone a hacker
BUT if we assume that it does not count as evidence, what evidence can be used against me? OOF. The mod who banned me (Mack) has a youtube channel, but I checked there and found no evidence, so I looked at all the known staff members who have youtube and still no evidence. Very cunfuzzled at this point, mind you.
So after analyzing all of the rules under the "Client mod" section, I can rule out all of them.
Movement hacks- As stated, used glitchy glitchy, also was not screenshared
Refusal to screenie- Was never asked, because thats how things work around here
Player-finding mod-Not relevant to this meme
macros- Also not relevant
So after that I took a peek at the glitching section
Map exploit- Not relevant
Punishment evading- Why would anyone evade a ban on here? Especially when (would put server name but it would get removed by a mod) is somewhat better quality even though it uses textures from literally every major server with guns.
So now I am left with bug exploit. This kinda justifies the ban, but it kinda doesnt. In the "Punishment" field, it says that the punishment "Depends on severity of bug". Keep in mind, this bug only works/worked in safezones, which are NO PVP zones. Also, in the description field, it says "Abuse of server setup, bugs, or glitches". But the definition of abuse is "use (something) to bad effect or for a bad purpose; misuse." BUT WAIT what "bad purpose" would I be using this for? You cant hurt players in SZ, jumping out of sz while doing this would probably just give you increased fall damage once you got over the wall, and I didn't break anything. Feels broken man.
SUMMARY-THING- Got banned for trolling because staff dont screenshare and server has too many wonky glitches. (And from what I have heard the texure quality has become poopoo, please bring back old g18. Old g18 is saviour)
Made with love for IHonk, he inspired me to send this meme.
--Everything past here is me bantering, feel free to read if you are bored and lonely--
Also as to why I took so long to make this- Honestly I just didn't have the willpower to, I was more entertained by everyone asking about my hacks and how I became such a wizard.
Anyways after this incident I actually decided to take a peek at Wurst, and it seems pretty wonky. My version is better, smaller file size and wonky commands (ex flips vision upside down, inverts controls, etc. Even my hacks are memes) It doesn't do anything "bad" persay, such as tracing and all that junk. I did steal the wurst LSD mod though, because having a rainbow screen is good. I haven't touched my mod in a good while, its still 1.11. Been playing the Crafting Dead modpack as well as the Countercraft modpack(hit max rank in 21 hours of playtime), Crossout, Space Engineers (which got a wonky paint update). And Unturned. Much map making on Unturned. Such wow.
If this gets really long I will put a summary at the bottom, so take a peek there if you lack the willpower to read everything.
Im not sure where it will end up, but somewhere in this post there is an image. In that image you can see a screenshot of my ban given to me by a moderator at some point. I was fine with being banned, since the reason I was banned was completely false, but we will get to that in a bit
I would first like to take a quick peek at my reason for ban. The reason I was banned was for "Admitting to be using Wurst". For those of you who do not know, Wurst is a hack client with a somewhat ok layout but definitely needs better d e c o r a t i o n. Anyways, I claimed to be hacking and was "promptly banned" after a half hour of spamming chat with "Im hacking please ban" while a moderator was online. Now, that in itself is a meme. But heres the real troll: I was not using a client at the time of my ban. OOF. Staff took my word for it and banned without question. No screensharing. But if they did not screenie me, how would they know I was not messing around? I used a glitchy glitchy with the spas in safezones to give myself the appearance of using some sort of super jump hack. Not sure if this is still a thing, but if you look down in a safezone and spam right click with the spas while switching on/off of it in your hotbar, it gives some wonky quad knockback. You don't lose ammo, so you dont need to worry about that. Like I said, not sure if this still works. Take a peek for me and tell me if it does, discord is @Armen#8806 (might need to friend me first, idk what I set my discord privacy as) Anyways, now that we have the story out of the way, lets take a hot second to look at the rules of havocmc.
Im looking at the rules right now, and nowhere in the rules does it say "Saying you have hacks counts as evidence." I vaguely remember that in the old version of the rules, saying someone had hacks "hackusating" did not count as evidence, whether it be you accusing yourself or accusing others. Im not sure if that still applies to the current rules, but if it does I highly suggest calling everyone a hacker
BUT if we assume that it does not count as evidence, what evidence can be used against me? OOF. The mod who banned me (Mack) has a youtube channel, but I checked there and found no evidence, so I looked at all the known staff members who have youtube and still no evidence. Very cunfuzzled at this point, mind you.
So after analyzing all of the rules under the "Client mod" section, I can rule out all of them.
Movement hacks- As stated, used glitchy glitchy, also was not screenshared
Refusal to screenie- Was never asked, because thats how things work around here
Player-finding mod-Not relevant to this meme
macros- Also not relevant
So after that I took a peek at the glitching section
Map exploit- Not relevant
Punishment evading- Why would anyone evade a ban on here? Especially when (would put server name but it would get removed by a mod) is somewhat better quality even though it uses textures from literally every major server with guns.
So now I am left with bug exploit. This kinda justifies the ban, but it kinda doesnt. In the "Punishment" field, it says that the punishment "Depends on severity of bug". Keep in mind, this bug only works/worked in safezones, which are NO PVP zones. Also, in the description field, it says "Abuse of server setup, bugs, or glitches". But the definition of abuse is "use (something) to bad effect or for a bad purpose; misuse." BUT WAIT what "bad purpose" would I be using this for? You cant hurt players in SZ, jumping out of sz while doing this would probably just give you increased fall damage once you got over the wall, and I didn't break anything. Feels broken man.
SUMMARY-THING- Got banned for trolling because staff dont screenshare and server has too many wonky glitches. (And from what I have heard the texure quality has become poopoo, please bring back old g18. Old g18 is saviour)
Made with love for IHonk, he inspired me to send this meme.
--Everything past here is me bantering, feel free to read if you are bored and lonely--
Also as to why I took so long to make this- Honestly I just didn't have the willpower to, I was more entertained by everyone asking about my hacks and how I became such a wizard.
Anyways after this incident I actually decided to take a peek at Wurst, and it seems pretty wonky. My version is better, smaller file size and wonky commands (ex flips vision upside down, inverts controls, etc. Even my hacks are memes) It doesn't do anything "bad" persay, such as tracing and all that junk. I did steal the wurst LSD mod though, because having a rainbow screen is good. I haven't touched my mod in a good while, its still 1.11. Been playing the Crafting Dead modpack as well as the Countercraft modpack(hit max rank in 21 hours of playtime), Crossout, Space Engineers (which got a wonky paint update). And Unturned. Much map making on Unturned. Such wow.
