Mittens4Kittens

I Dirt. Dirt good. Dirt friend

If anybody wants to hire me as a personal Dirt feel free
Dirt packs:
Dirt standard, includes 1 single use Dirt, $1.99 per hour
Dirt deluxe, includes 1 multi use Dirt, hat and necklace included, $4.99 per hour
Dirt gold edition, includes 1 multi use Dirt, hat and necklace included, with golden deagle (show purposes only), plus medkit and crossbow ammo, $9.99
Dirt multi pack, includes 2 single use Dirt, $2.99 per hour
Dirt variety pack, includes Grass and Podzol edition Dirt (Podzol dirt bilingual in both English and German). $19.99 per hour
Dirt commander pack, includes 1 multi use Dirt with jugg boots and customisable hat, plus new catchphrase, 'Dirt not friend' can be ordered by owner to strike fear into the heart of the enemy during battle. Edition includes complex language and punctuation. $49.99 per hour

Dirt extra edition can be purchased with each individual edition. Includes extra Dirt with complex language and customisable T-shirt. $14.99 per hour

Pre order your Dirt now!
You'll be the envy of the Berx in no time!
Buy* your Dirt pack now!

*No real money needed, I genuinely mean like at most $49.99 in game, I'm really broke
Terms and conditions apply:
No harming Dirt physically or mentally
No forcing Dirt to unwillingly participate in PVP, jugg wars, or raids
If financial deals or requirements are not met during the purchase of any Dirt pack, Dirt does not legally have to obey requirements or terms of purchase
If for any reason your Dirt does not meet the expectations of purchase, all multi use Dirt packages are returnable if if neatly kept in packaging or soft casing until date agreed upon during purchase.

All Dirt packages for show purposes only, no hard labour or PVP benefits from Dirt package should be expected