The Story Of My Life

[Jordan_Bailey]

It all started out when I was just a little turtle coming out of my father's neck. He called me Jesus Christ the sixty-ninth and he slapped me across the face and I became the fatass, strange person I am today. LET ME OUT OF THE GODDAMN BASEMENT DAD!

 

[Qizu]

Just...What even....
XD

 

[Kendrq]

That's definitely an.. uh... interesting story xD

 

[guacomoleyeet]

Well thats....interesting

 

[Beetley]

I don't believe you.