May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Beasty please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a beast person before
Jaws all on the floor like Crizon and Kyo just burst in the door
Started whoopin' Jahango's bum worse than before, they first get disbanded
Throwing him over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Murderable said
Nothing you readers Murderable's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Non-Ranked players love Beastyhardy, chicka chicka chicka Slim BeastyI'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his Katana
Flippin' the painkillers, "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your discord chatrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TMD and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Jahango to crouch on a dead player
My jugg is on your lips, my jugg is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a player L is.
Of course they gonna know what getting L's is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the Fortnite game don't they?
We ain't nothing but players,
Well some of us p2wplayers, who win other people viciously like animals.
But if we can defeat Jahango and Murderable
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't team up
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your jugg maks, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty , please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beast's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Matt don't gotta be good in his battles to get jugg
Well I do, so leave him and i'll beat you too.
You think I give a damn about Jugg?
Half of you players can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Beasty what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lose to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to real OG's.
Shoot, Mackiee better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Ben and Kat
And hear 'em argue over who she gave Jugg to first.
Players put me on blast on T-M-D
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Danielle, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Beastyhardy high fives
I'm sick of you little ranked players and non ranked groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who play like me, who just don't give a damn like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the skill to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just say it better than 90 percent of you players out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these rhymes like OG's, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the TMD home flirting.
Pinching staff's buttons when I'm ranting off with Declan
And I'm ranting, but this whole bag of raps isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Beasty lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a damn with his windows down and system up
So will the real Beasty, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Beasty, yes I'm the real Beasty
All you other Slim Beasty's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Beasty, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Haha, I guess there's a Slim Beasty in all of us,
Screw it,
Let's all stand up
