I don't want your damn lemons! GET MAD!!!

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

BOY have I been in the saltiest of moods.

WHO AGREES?? Can I get an amen?!

Life is such a butt, ya know? Let's get mad at that!!!

Get mad at the teachers assigning lame essays for a book you hate, get mad at that dude who stared at you weird at lunch, get mad at your crush giving you mixed signals!!!!

ARGH. Everyone, let's raise up our petty anger together! No salt, no roasts, just get mad at something!

Get mad that you dropped your notebook! Get mad at politics ruining social media (I want memes, not 'why Trump sucks' smh)!

WHO'S WITH ME?!

-Cat

 

[BenGermann]

what

 

[DDENGAR]

Chill

 

[Captain_xWolf]

Well... This is new...

I completely relate to the fourth paragraph, particularly the 1st and 3rd one.

Especially the 3rd one...

that one... that one I sadly relate to ...

 

[Katitude]

What do lemons have to do with anything? 0-o

 

[MichaelSteve]

Ok then.

 

[Challenge_]

Oh.

 

[Andycool]

Why does this need to exist? It sounds like you just said be publicly angry at anything, but avoid salt. Chances are if you get one, you'll get the other.

 

[Captain_xWolf]

Why does this need to exist? It sounds like you just said be publicly angry at anything, but avoid salt. Chances are if you get one, you'll get the other.

Psst... it's kind of a joke. You can tell by the

Get mad at the teachers assigning lame essays for a book you hate, get mad at that dude who stared at you weird at lunch, get mad at your crush giving you mixed signals!!!!

and

Get mad at politics ruining social media (I want memes, not 'why Trump sucks' smh)!

and the poll answer "I had cereal for breakfast" (which I picked)

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

edgy

DDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

What do lemons have to do with anything? 0-o

Allow me to enlighten you:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don’t want your DAMN lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cat-Squirrel lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the [insert ambiguous gender here] who’s gonna burn your house down .... with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Use the power of the internet if you wanna know where that came from.

 

[MichaelSteve]

Allow me to enlighten you:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don’t want your DAMN lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cat-Squirrel lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the [insert ambiguous gender here] who’s gonna burn your house down .... with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Use the power of the internet if you wanna know where that came from.

I like to throw them back.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

I like to throw them back.

That's the spirit!! Use that anger to chuck those useless lemons back at life!!

 

[Captain_xWolf]

Use the power of the internet if you wanna know where that came from.

Cave Johnson

(I knew him before)

AND I'M MAD BECAUSE OF IT!

 

[Wobiee]

lemons suck

 

[Snakefangs2004]

WHO AGREES?? Can I get an amen?!


Amen

 

[Beetley]

Ok

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

lemons suck

YAS

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

Cave Johnson

(I knew him before)

AND I'M MAD BECAUSE OF IT!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!!

 

[scubadiverkitty1]

I can't believe a mod posted this