Story Time!!!

[twd_maggie]

And the community begged for justice to the one who ruined a good time!!!!

And we enjoyed them. Because let's face it, some of 'em were 10/10

ayy

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

Once upon a time, a dead thread got revived. A wolf popped out of a avatar and started running around the thread, trying to find its way to take over the forum.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

Once upon a time, a dead thread got revived. A wolf popped out of a avatar and started running around the thread, trying to find its way to take over the forum.

And soon... the thread was locked for Necro-Posting and a NEW thread was reborn!!!

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

But the timeline changed and the thread was never locked....

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

But the timeline changed and the thread was never locked....

and the shadow of a new thread was lost, forever waiting its otp..

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

Meanwhile, DanTDM is running out of ideas

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

Meanwhile, DanTDM is running out of ideas

And so is every other minecraft youtuber. It's time their rein of tyranny ended!

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

So Cat started a revolution! She hired a team of rubber ducks to spit wet water in their faces until they decided to del their yt channels

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

So Cat started a revolution! She hired a team of rubber ducks to spit wet water in their faces until they decided to del their yt channels

But the ducks proved too weak for her, so she enlisted an army of trained Cat Mercenaries. Together, with her cat army, they conquered the staff team, ensuing chaos across the server!

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

But, they forgot about the roaming wolf. The wolf assembled a team of puppies who knew only one thing: Killing. Together, the pup and wolf army ate there way through Cat's cats. And soon, got to Cat. They tackled her, then had to go so they went on her. Leaving cat soaked in yellow liquids, the pups and the wolf dug a giant hole and started to live in it.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

But, they forgot about the roaming wolf. The wolf assembled a team of puppies who knew only one thing: Killing. Together, the pup and wolf army ate there way through Cat's cats. And soon, got to Cat. They tackled her, then had to go so they went on her. Leaving cat soaked in yellow liquids, the pups and the wolf dug a giant hole and started to live in it.

But little did the Puppies and Wolves know, Cat wasn't actually dead. In their crazed, murderous rampage, the dogs forgot to make sure that they were actually killing the Cat Army. Turns out, they were all DECOYS!! The Cat Army was far too cunning for any simple-minded dog. After the Staff Team had been conquered, they moved on to the build team. And soon, the build team was enveloped in the soft fuzzy kitten blanket of the Cat Army.

Scheming... scheming.. Where will they strike next?

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

Scene 2: Winter Is Coming
A month later, the pups have grown into dogs. (Ik that's a short time just go with it) They have become skilled at hunting and never run out of food. But, little by little they have noticed it is getting colder and colder. Their natural fur coats were failing in this special type of weather and less animals were around. They had no choice but to dig a deeper hole, needing to shut themselves inside the giant hole, eating food without getting more.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

Scene 2: Winter Is Coming
A month later, the pups have grown into dogs. (Ik that's a short time just go with it) They have become skilled at hunting and never run out of food. But, little by little they have noticed it is getting colder and colder. Their natural fur coats were failing in this special type of weather and less animals were around. They had no choice but to dig a deeper hole, needing to shut themselves inside the giant hole, eating food without getting more.

The Cat Army took notice of this; the dogs' hole only had one exit. How interesting.

A negotiation was kicked into play, and a representative of the C.A.T. Elites came to the hole. He, General Fluffball, proposed a deal: the Cat Army would provide silky-soft coats, shed from last summer*, in return for labor in the mines. The Cats would also be willing to have a nation-wide meeting with the Leader Cat herself present. If all goes well, winter shouldn't be a problem.

{Accept the Negotiation?}

*Cat hair is accumulative, and never goes away. It's also quite crafty irl, did you know that? You can make small stuffed animals with it. It's crazy!

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

The dogs had no choice to Accept.... but secretly they had a plan....
When the C.A.T.'s came and gave them the silky coats the dogs got ready. When the C.A.T.'s turned to leave with Sparky, Bark, Yeller, and Buddy the rest of the pack POUNCED and they just got new food without leaving the hole.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

The dogs had no choice to Accept.... but secretly they had a plan....
When the C.A.T.'s came and gave them the silky coats the dogs got ready. When the C.A.T.'s turned to leave with Sparky, Bark, Yeller, and Buddy the rest of the pack POUNCED and they just got new food without leaving the hole.

But the Cats were prepared. Luckily the dogs only got the lame cats. Like, literally lame. They can't walk. So, that being said, there was almost no meat on their bones. The dogs barely kept themselves alive. When Supreme Leader Cat heard that her suspicions had come true, she decided to end the dogs once and for all.

"Since that pit they have only has one way in and out, fill it with acid. I want them to suffer," Cat shrieked with a sadistic grin on her face.

Soon, a tanker of acid was poured into the hole, the sounds of mutts in agonizing pain rang throughout the forest. Their flesh was dissolved, their bones cracked, their organs popped. No dog survived.

"It's seems they were all bad dogs."

The End.

(New topic? Maybe a friendlier one? xD )

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

(Imagining that in my head makes me cry ;-; k, new story) The Revolution:
Saturday, Buttmonth the 17th
It was a beautiful day, red rivers, empty streets, and don't forget the people being burnt alive! Flarp WhatsHisName was walking around his new town, the germans were already building a giant steel wall separating them and the McDonalds workers. But in McDonalds, they were scheming to take over FlarpRulesMcDonaldsSucks Town.

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

(Imagining that in my head makes me cry ;-; k, new story) The Revolution:
Saturday, Buttmonth the 17th
It was a beautiful day, red rivers, empty streets, and don't forget the people being burnt alive! Flarp WhatsHisName was walking around his new town, the germans were already building a giant steel wall separating them and the McDonalds workers. But in McDonalds, they were scheming to take over FlarpRulesMcDonaldsSucks Town.

This seems like a Nazi reference o-O

 

[JayIsTrash0307]

(It's a continue off of the story we made with the flarp dude, [the **** british accent dude who faked and was a german])

 

[Cat_Squirrel_Inc]

(It's a continue off of the story we made with the flarp dude, [the **** british accent dude who faked and was a german])

And So the separation was completed. The Flarps were angry.

 

[mindblaster007]

The Flarps decided to get a Legendary Pokemon to destroy all those who seperated.